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| The Original Kid Cairo | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:12 am | ||
Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm Posts: 39560 Location: Barfa*gloggle, Indiana pizza_Place: Pizza Hut | What ever happened to finding a good woman and just being happy with that? _________________ Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner! "Cowabunga? Cowa f*cking piece of dog sh*t! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!" | ||
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| The Original Kid Cairo | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:17 am | ||
Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm Posts: 39560 Location: Barfa*gloggle, Indiana pizza_Place: Pizza Hut | He didn't know her as well as he thought. _________________ Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner! "Cowabunga? Cowa f*cking piece of dog sh*t! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!" | ||
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| sjboyd0137 | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:18 am | ||
Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am Posts: 38546 Location: RST Video pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein | SUP P-DIZZLE!! Why you goin crazy with the jerkoff stories? Too much rub and tug with your buddies? What you been got goin on? _________________ Darkside wrote: Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagin* (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown) | ||
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| The Original Kid Cairo | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:19 am | ||
Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm Posts: 39560 Location: Barfa*gloggle, Indiana pizza_Place: Pizza Hut | sjboyd0137 wrote: SUP P-DIZZLE!! Why you goin crazy with the jerkoff stories? Too much rub and tug with your buddies? What you been got goin on?
_________________ Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner! "Cowabunga? Cowa f*cking piece of dog sh*t! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!" | ||
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Even funnier is imagining you saying this stuff in person.| Frank Coztansa | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:20 am | |||
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| good dolphin | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:55 pm | ||
Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm Posts: 80165 | Check the bottom of the agatype page of the Sun Times. I've only had one massage in my life and the woman was big enough to be considered hot by the Crew. _________________ | ||
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| Dewskie | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:40 pm | ||
Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:06 pm Posts: 2202 Location: Champaign, IL pizza_Place: Palermo's 95th | My buddy up in Lockport has a group of neighbors who regularly visit a "f*ck pig" they met via craigslist. That is my contribution to this thread. _________________ Quote: When it comes to the Bears, America is just a slobbering sh*twagon. Every single opinion of his regarding this team is the most pristine of doomsday horsesh*t. | ||
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| jimmypasta | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:42 pm | ||
Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 am Posts: 26640 Location: NW SUBURBS OF CHICAGO pizza_Place: any from anywhere | Dewskie wrote: My buddy up in Lockport has a group of neighbors who regularly visit a "f*ck pig" they met via craigslist. That is my contribution to this thread. Fat chance anybody here would do that. _________________ | ||
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| Curious Hair | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:54 pm | ||
Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:29 pm Posts: 54269 Location: Pearl Harbor, Waukesha, and other things that make no sense pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's | I think they prefer "the Heritage Corridor." _________________ Molly Lambert wrote: The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both. | ||
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| Dewskie | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:56 pm | ||
Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:06 pm Posts: 2202 Location: Champaign, IL pizza_Place: Palermo's 95th | Q.Bovifs wrote: Dewskie wrote: My buddy up in Lockport has a group of neighbors who regularly visit a "f*ck pig" they met via craigslist. That is my contribution to this thread.
f*ckING AWESOME!!! If I knew about RubNTugs and there was one in Champaign when I went there, I woulda checked it out for sure. I have no idea if Champaign offers anything near a Rub'n'Tug, but if you get drunk and wander up to campus town with a bottle of cheap vodka you may find a skan*ette who will gladly barter with you over an Illini Fondle. immessedup17 wrote: Ah, the good ole 'Greater Joliet' region. Classy. I think the f*ck pig lives in Minooka, so Lockport gets the benefit of the doubt in this case. However I'm pretty sure you can accrue a great number of divorcee wives with fake tit* on your oogle-list if you have a few minutes to bounce off of 355. _________________ Quote: When it comes to the Bears, America is just a slobbering sh*twagon. Every single opinion of his regarding this team is the most pristine of doomsday horsesh*t. | ||
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| Dewskie | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:01 pm | ||
Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:06 pm Posts: 2202 Location: Champaign, IL pizza_Place: Palermo's 95th | Q.Bovifs wrote: Illini Video still there? That was the p*rn mecca back in the early 90's. I don't think so. I work in an office building right there off Neil and Kirby so I would've seen it, I think. I enjoyed it's review on Yelp from 2009, however: Quote: Their lube and condom selection could use work. _________________ Quote: When it comes to the Bears, America is just a slobbering sh*twagon. Every single opinion of his regarding this team is the most pristine of doomsday horsesh*t. | ||
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| beervendor | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:02 pm | ||
Joined: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:51 am Posts: 459 pizza_Place: salernos | The Original Kid Cairo wrote: What ever happened to finding a good woman and just being happy with that? What is wrong with finding multiple good women? | ||
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| Dewskie | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:10 pm | ||
Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:06 pm Posts: 2202 Location: Champaign, IL pizza_Place: Palermo's 95th | Q.Bovifs wrote: Pretty sure when I went there it was just a block or two west of First and Green, on S Side of Street, by Grog's Pizza. Hmm. I can't say I'll investigate this matter further, but if it's still around, kudos. _________________ Quote: When it comes to the Bears, America is just a slobbering sh*twagon. Every single opinion of his regarding this team is the most pristine of doomsday horsesh*t. | ||
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| good dolphin | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:22 pm | ||
Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm Posts: 80165 | Q.Bovifs wrote: good dolphin wrote: Check the bottom of the agatype page of the Sun Times. I've only had one massage in my life and the woman was big enough to be considered hot by the Crew. So, did she check your oil or what? Spill. No. This was a resort. I wouldn't have allowed it to get to that but I don't think she was offering either. _________________ | ||
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| Zizou | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:53 pm | ||
Joined: Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:43 pm Posts: 3715 Location: The Kingdom of Gene Siegel | I am almost certain there is a rub 'n tug on 111th St here in the Ridge. There's a small shopping center just west of Central Ave where a massage parlor is located. I've only heard the local CR rumors about the place. Why don't you do a board investigation of the establishment for us Q.Pants? You're an Alsip guy. It's right down the street. _________________ | ||
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| SomeGuy | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 6:06 pm | ||
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| Spaulding | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 6:58 pm |
Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:46 pm Posts: 33019 pizza_Place: Gioacchino's | They are all up and down Ogden in DG and Lisle. |
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| bigfan | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 7:06 pm | ||
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm Posts: 40984 Location: Chicago pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's | In acapulco at the Hyatt, one of my buddies enters the spa for a massage. He comes back oiled head to toe and says he is 3000 pesos lighter. ($100 at the time I think) Another guy, we knew at the pool overhears the story and is putting his shoes on before the first guy has a chance to sit down. Long story short, he married her! _________________ | ||
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| Ed_from_Lisle | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 7:12 pm |
Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:08 pm Posts: 2139 pizza_Place: Lucano's | SomeGuy wrote: The comments are hilarious. Getting my shoes on and heading out the door. I have a kink in my...neck. Yeah, my neck. |
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| bigfan | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 7:21 pm | ||
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm Posts: 40984 Location: Chicago pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's | There was a place at Western and Montrose, 2-3 doors down from Jeri's Grill! Alderman Schulter had it busted like 3 times and it still reopened. Each time it was busted, he had an article written titled 'Ald and Police shut down Massage Parlor" Congrats to the Alderman on his 3rd bust of the same place. _________________ | ||
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| Brick | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 6:15 am | ||
Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm Posts: 89038 Location: To the left of my post | bigfan wrote: In acapulco at the Hyatt, one of my buddies enters the spa for a massage. He comes back oiled head to toe and says he is 3000 pesos lighter. ($100 at the time I think) Another guy, we knew at the pool overhears the story and is putting his shoes on before the first guy has a chance to sit down. Long story short, he married her! That has to be a pretty awkward story to explain when people ask "how did you meet?". Yeah, she did some stuff to my buddy after a massage for $100 and I knew that was the girl I wanted to spend my life with. She had virtually unlimited earning potential and years of practice. _________________ | ||
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| bigfan | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 6:44 am | ||
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm Posts: 40984 Location: Chicago pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's | Well got his massage, then another the next day and another on the final day. Then kept in touch with her, then flew down there 3 months later. Proposed, 3 weeks later back in the states. He is not really a good looking guy. Funny thing is one of his friends, married another Mexican chick that was his grandmothers maid, who he was f*cking and she was about to be deported, but they didnt tell anyone for 3-4 years. Then the guy who married the massage chick, they had a "proper wedding" ceremony and the other guys chicks(Cleaning lady) got all pissed off and told everyone they are really married and she wants a wedding...and a car...and a credit card...and a house! The guy who married the Cleaning lady, then divorced the Cleaning girl and did it again with some Korean girl. Names withheld as one of them reads the board and the other has some friends that read the board. _________________ | ||
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| Brick | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 6:48 am | ||
Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm Posts: 89038 Location: To the left of my post | That sounds like a Jennifer Aniston movie. _________________ | ||
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| bigfan | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 7:00 am | ||
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm Posts: 40984 Location: Chicago pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's | Boilermaker Rick wrote: That sounds like a Jennifer Aniston movie. My friends and I have discussed it many times. It only makes it funnier when you know the 2 guys. Almost Beavis and Butthead. _________________ | ||
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| walkrman5 | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 7:27 am | ||
Joined: Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:07 pm Posts: 3705 | Anything that says "asian massage"...code. _________________ | ||
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| rogers park bryan | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 7:58 am | ||
Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm Posts: 81627 | Boilermaker Rick wrote: That sounds like a Jennifer Aniston movie. Coming this spring Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston light up the screen in A HAPPY ENDING | ||
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| Bucky Chris | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 8:15 am | ||
Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:29 am Posts: 8115 Location: South Elgin pizza_Place: Ian's Pizza | There is a website that lists these all out with reviews and stuff. Can't remember the name. | ||
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| Elmhurst Steve | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 10:12 am | ||
Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:28 am Posts: 11792 Location: Winnetka, Illinois pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's | Mail-Order bride....doesn't seem like a great idea, when you consider their only motivation for marrying is to get out of their country and become a U.S. citizen. After 2 years they can leave him and remain a U.S. citizen, so he may well be ordering up a temp. I can understand how he might be less trusting of women as a result of his experience with his first wife (kinda like Frank walking in on his girl giving head to another guy) but he may well be setting himself up for further disappointment. Thinking someone that doesn't even really know him is gonna stay with him once she's got her citizenship wrapped up....who knows, but it sounds shaky to me. But most of all, this massage stuff is whack. A really good massage therapist is a Godsend . The kind of massage you are likely to get in the shady spa/massage parlors that offer massage services of the illicit variety, are likely to be poor. Better off getting a great massage. _________________ | ||
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| Vincent Antonelli | Post subject: Re: THE "RUB AND TUG" Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 10:17 am |
Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:11 pm Posts: 1073 | Elmhurst Steve wrote: Mail-Order bride....doesn't seem like a great idea, when you consider their only motivation for marrying is to get out of their country and become a U.S. citizen. After 2 years they can leave him and remain a U.S. citizen, so he may well be ordering up a temp. I can understand how he might be less trusting of women as a result of his experience with his first wife (kinda like Frank walking in on his girl giving head to another guy) but he may well be setting himself up for further disappointment. Thinking someone that doesn't even really know him is gonna stay with him once she's got her citizenship wrapped up....who knows, but it sounds shaky to me. But most of all, this massage stuff is whack. A really good massage therapist is a Godsend . The kind of massage you are likely to get in the shady spa/massage parlors that offer massage services of the illicit variety, are likely to be poor. Better off getting a great massage. Mail order brides do not marry for love? _________________ good dolphin wrote: 312player wrote: there is different kinds of smart..book/street . the victory cry of low achievers |
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