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The Maple Spa in Lisle.

Maple Ave and 53.

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/lisle-il/TAU5MDA2CC9P285GI

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In acapulco at the Hyatt, one of my buddies enters the spa for a massage. He comes back oiled head to toe and says he is 3000 pesos lighter. ($100 at the time I think)

Another guy, we knew at the pool overhears the story and is putting his shoes on before the first guy has a chance to sit down.

Long story short, he married her!

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SomeGuy wrote:

The comments are hilarious.

Getting my shoes on and heading out the door. I have a kink in my...neck. Yeah, my neck.

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There was a place at Western and Montrose, 2-3 doors down from Jeri's Grill!

Alderman Schulter had it busted like 3 times and it still reopened. Each time it was busted, he had an article written titled 'Ald and Police shut down Massage Parlor" Congrats to the Alderman on his 3rd bust of the same place.

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bigfan wrote:

That has to be a pretty awkward story to explain when people ask "how did you meet?".

Yeah, she did some stuff to my buddy after a massage for $100 and I knew that was the girl I wanted to spend my life with. She had virtually unlimited earning potential and years of practice.

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Well got his massage, then another the next day and another on the final day.

Then kept in touch with her, then flew down there 3 months later. Proposed, 3 weeks later back in the states.

He is not really a good looking guy.

Funny thing is one of his friends, married another Mexican chick that was his grandmothers maid, who he was f*cking and she was about to be deported, but they didnt tell anyone for 3-4 years.

Then the guy who married the massage chick, they had a "proper wedding" ceremony and the other guys chicks(Cleaning lady) got all pissed off and told everyone they are really married and she wants a wedding...and a car...and a credit card...and a house!

The guy who married the Cleaning lady, then divorced the Cleaning girl and did it again with some Korean girl.

Names withheld as one of them reads the board and the other has some friends that read the board.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

That sounds like a Jennifer Aniston movie.

My friends and I have discussed it many times. It only makes it funnier when you know the 2 guys. Almost Beavis and Butthead.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

That sounds like a Jennifer Aniston movie.

Coming this spring

Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston light up the screen in

A HAPPY ENDING

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Mail-Order bride....doesn't seem like a great idea, when you consider their only motivation for marrying is to get out of their country and become a U.S. citizen. After 2 years they can leave him and remain a U.S. citizen, so he may well be ordering up a temp. I can understand how he might be less trusting of women as a result of his experience with his first wife (kinda like Frank walking in on his girl giving head to another guy) but he may well be setting himself up for further disappointment. Thinking someone that doesn't even really know him is gonna stay with him once she's got her citizenship wrapped up....who knows, but it sounds shaky to me. But most of all, this massage stuff is whack. A really good massage therapist is a Godsend . The kind of massage you are likely to get in the shady spa/massage parlors that offer massage services of the illicit variety, are likely to be poor. Better off getting a great massage.

Mail order brides do not marry for love?
A legitmate massage is a better quality massage than a prostitute?
Holy sh*t your insightfulness knows no bounds. Now why don't you call in to a few shows today to explain that the Bulls would have had a better chance with Rose and Noah.

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Vincent Antonelli wrote:

I wonder how many marriages that are arranged with mail-order brides actually last? I wonder how many know that after just 2 years, the gal can remain here as a U.S. citizen and not have the concern of deportation?

As far as the massage is concerned, I just think a great massage is one of life's greatest indulgences. Much more appealing to me than having a pathetic massage, just to get a hand-job.

As far as the Bulls go.... I may well be calling. But it won't involve Rose & Noah.

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

pimp hand not strong

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Mail-Order bride....doesn't seem like a great idea, when you consider their only motivation for marrying is to get out of their country and become a U.S. citizen. After 2 years they can leave him and remain a U.S. citizen, so he may well be ordering up a temp. I can understand how he might be less trusting of women as a result of his experience with his first wife (kinda like Frank walking in on his girl giving head to another guy) but he may well be setting himself up for further disappointment. Thinking someone that doesn't even really know him is gonna stay with him once she's got her citizenship wrapped up....who knows, but it sounds shaky to me. But most of all, this massage stuff is whack. A really good massage therapist is a Godsend . The kind of massage you are likely to get in the shady spa/massage parlors that offer massage services of the illicit variety, are likely to be poor. Better off getting a great massage.

9.5/10 on the unintentional comedy scale.

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